My computer is insulting me...

You're a spongy knotty-pated death-token

You're a currish toad-spotted nut-hook

You're a saucy fly-bitten scut

You're a dankish knotty-pated miscreant

You're a artless clay-brained scut

You're a ruttish earth-vexing death-token

You're a weedy ill-breeding coxcomb

You're a froward clay-brained moldwarp

You're a surly hasty-witted apple-john

You're a froward ill-nurtured hugger-mugger

So says my computer...